SIGN MY DAMN GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

There. I'd just like to know I'm appreciated. I mean, I appreciate the fact that fellow ring-runners are welcoming me to their creation, but for the love of God, doesn't anyone read my moronic drivel and want to fluff my ego a bit? I realize what I write is just as important as "Everyone Poops" (hell, if only what I wrote was as important as that), but come on.

Now that I've successfully wasted miniscule amounts of your life, sign my guestbook to waste mine in revenge.